So today's cleaning day at our house, and my mom was out shopping, so she told me to try on all my summer clothes, make my bed, clean my room, etc. I thought, m'kay, let's make this fun. So I took out the big speakers. I was making my bed and cleaning, and I put on some MSI and got myself a can of chocolate covered espresso beans, and it was like BWOOSH, WAY TOO MUCH ENERGY. So I'm half-screaming-half-singing along, jumping all over my room and knocking things over by accident, and I forgot the window was open. So I jump over my bed, smash into the dollhouse, start laughing my ass off...and when I get up, there's this mother and daughter walking their dog up my street. And they're all staring at me like I was a dangerous criminal or something. I couldn't help it, and started laughing again. As soon as I did, the lady jumped and started rushing her kid up the street.

SO NOW I ASK YOU, MY HUMBLE FRIENDS:
What's the most embarassing thing you've ever done in front of people?
and
If someone gave you a thousand dollars, would you snort table salt?

[I need more questions of the days]

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